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Another Lost Boy Not Able to Found

Dear Jesus, Kim Jong-un is at it again.

NBC News reported that the third U.S. Citizen has been detained for reasons unknown. According to the news report, Kim Sang-duk, or Tony, was detained at the Pyongyang Airport last night.
No one knows why though. Why was poor Tony detained from leaving such a freethinking country that promotes individuality and basic human rights?
My guess is it's because his name was Tony. Why else would they go after an accounting professor?
Unless...
Professor Kim Sang-duk has created a masterminded plan to invade North Korea with a battalion of nerds.

Their battle cry would be: NERDS! ASSSSEEEEMMMBLLLLEEEEE!

Or maybe it's because Kim Jong-un just hates people that are actually good with numbers. Seeing as he can't count how many baskets he gets in Basketball, it would make sense.

So now Tony would have three strikes against him:

  • U.S. Citizen
  • Good with numbers
  • Name is Tony
And, if we can confirm the conspiracy theory of the nerds surprise attack, that would be four. 

What I do know is that after other U.S. citizens have been sent to hard labor camps for 10-15 years, to think about what they've done, I'm sure Tony will be fine, right? 

I guess we'll find out in 10 to 15 years when he shows up again. 

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/north-korea-detains-third-american-citizen-officials-n749821

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