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Westbrook Brings the Thunder in Tattling

Remember Spongebob and the episode of the Tattle Tale Strangler? Spongebob decided to bring a litterer in to the police, who was none other than the tattle tale strangler.

There's a lesson in that, I think.

A lesson that Russel Westbrook somehow needs to learn.

If there's not enough heat coming down to MVP candidate Russel Westbrook, he's now also become involved in a horrible situation.

According to Fox News, one of his Thunder teammates was being laughed at while shooting the free throw by some of the Rockets team members at last night's game.

 I feel like we need a track that goes, "Aw."

But it's okay because Westbrook is pretty sure he knows who did it! The tattle tale.

I don't understand why this is news. Have we entered kindergarten and there now needs to be a mediator to stop the kids from laughing at another because they don't like the way a ball is thrown?

What is it that kids say? Snitches get stitches?

It's okay, though. Westbrook should tattle. I'm sure there will be no repercussions.

And just in case there are, you can buy a can of invisible spray. That works, too.

Or, my favorite solution- MAN THE FREAK UP!

Yeah, I like the latter much better.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2017/04/24/russell-westbrook-says-has-idea-which-rockets-were-laughing-at-one-his.html

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